In Training
Friday, March 20th, 2009I’ve never been “well-endowed,” I guess you could say. I’m not flat, mind you, but I’m most definitely not big chested. I don’t mind my size at all.
Apparently my now-ex didn’t either. For Christmas one year, he gave me a training bra and matching “princess” underwear complete with crowns all over each of them. He mentioned he got them from the Dollar store. And yes, you guessed it, they were not in any packaging.
Now had this been when I was in 4th or 5th grade, it would have maybe fit, but this was just 3 or so years ago…and I’m 27 now, so take my age, subtract how ever many years and divide that by some number and you will come up with a circumference that doesn’t quite fit into a training bra.
I think the funniest part about this whole story is that he wasn’t joking at all. At least he thought I was a princess I guess.
