Birthday Blow Out
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008I went with Omar to Churchill’s for his friend’s birthday. Why a 20-something girl would want to go to a bar where old, fat, balding men sit and smoke cigars, I will never understand. Regardless, we were at Churchill’s. I apparently got on Om’s nerves way too much. His friend John was talking about John Mayer’s music…which Omar is not a fan of, but I know enough about to carry on a conversation. So I did. And that annoyed silly little Omar. I guess.
There’s a huge aquarium in the dive and after we finished talking to John, Omar and I were looking at the fishies. Then, out of no where, Dr. Jeckyl turned into Mr. Hyde. And he insulted me in the dumbest way possible. He said something like…Baby, you kind of remind me of that fish. He was pointing at this Blowfish. At first I thought he was saying I was chubby, but decided to ask why any way.
I was wrong. He said I reminded him of the blowfish because I walk around frowning all the time.
My response was not sugar-coated at all. I simply replied with…maybe i’m frowning because you’re such an asshole to me all of the time.
Yeah…that little comment didn’t go over well…at all. But I’m not a good liar. C’est la vie!
