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Famous or Infamous

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Cheeky Cherry’s Dating Dilemmas has caused quite a stir recently-enough of a stir to actually be talked about at a Christmas party a week or so ago! I’m so thrilled. But, boys, please…if there is a story on here you think may be about you, don’t go around telling everyone it’s about you. You’re only “telling” on yourself…and sorry to say it, but you will have a hard time finding a normal girl to date. And I stress normal.

Since there’s been such havoc over this blog, I’ve been watching my stats closely and want to share a few things that people googled to come across CC’sDD.

1. red leather pants (or any version of something to do with leather and pants)- ok…whoever is looking this up, you’ve looked it up almost everyday for about 2 weeks now and came across my blog every time. 22 times in the past 30 days. Ever considered bookmarking the blog?

2. men dating cheeky texts- don’t be silly, men can’t date text messages. 

3. status update (or any version of this as well)- the particular blog entry that most likely came up with these searches vaguely reminds me of when people get broken up with through text messages. Oh kids.

and my favorite which was only googled once:

4. dancing spidey emoticon- this is by far the best search anyone has done and came across this blog :D

Keep it cheeky, lovers!

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Status Update

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

With the onset of online social networking blowing up right before us, one of my bosses has decided that it was time for him to start a Facebook account. I work in a small office where the environment is more laid back than most offices. Since it’s more laid back, the random comments are plentiful. And with his new enrollment on Facebook, most of the random things said aloud in the office have something to do with Facebook.

Status Updates. My boss doesn’t understand the point of “status updates” on social networking sites such as the good ole FB or MySpace. And he’s right…who cares if Tina is happy, or if Tracey is at dinner with her boyfriend, or if Jack is playing frisbee in the park. I surely don’t.

I do, however, have a funny dating dilemma that relates to the infamous status updates.

I had been broken up with by a mediocre boy. A year and a half or so later, I decided that it was time. Time to remove him from my “top friends” on MySpace. So one day, I grew a pair and did it. I moved all of my good friends up and he slid down the totem pole of importance, of which, in hindsight, he so rightfully deserved to be at the very bottom. 

Next thing I know, this 30-something year old boy, deleted me from his friends altogether and updated his status to say “How does that make you feel on the inside?” How does that make me feel? Liberating. And then he emailed me…with this sentence that sort of baffled me. The sentence said something to the effect of “Are we not even friends anymore?!?”

Well, no, jack-a, we’re not friends anymore because you deleted me from your friends! Hahaha. I’m funny…I know he meant in real life. But I wondered for a little while, why did it aggravate him so much that I removed him from my top friends, after he cheated on me, lied to me, and left me an emotional wreck. Is it just the whole online social aspect…he wanted people to think we were still best friends forever because he’s such a “great guy” and therefore making him more desirable to others? Maybe.

But that’s why we have “Cheeky Cherry’s Dating Dilemmas” to crack the stupidity code of men.

It’d be really funny to turn his question around and ask that if/when he reads this post…and possibly other posts that may be about him…How does that make him feel on the inside?  

Funny part is, it doesn’t really matter how it makes him feel…Cheeky Cherry fans love it! And that’s all that matters.

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It’s Always Sunny

Friday, September 19th, 2008

So I just got one of the sweetest messages from my long lost friend. Well, he’s semi lost. I hope he doesn’t mind me posting this:

“So last night I log onto facebook to find out that [my ex] is now in a relationship. WTF right? Right. Feeling like I could not have been screwed over more since I did move here for her, I proceed to drink my weight in beer. Now, the reason I am telling you this: I had the craziest dream about you! In the dream I woke up in the middle of the night (surprisingly sober) and there was a note beside my bed that read, 
“Everything will be OK. 
♥ [Cheeky]”

Then I go downstairs and you are there watching my favorite show, “It’s Always Sunny in Phili”. You said that you just felt like dropping by. Then when we left my apartment we walked to a place in ATL called Taco Mac! We did bunch of free Jager-bombs and drank Abita and had just a great time! Then, you, me, & Zack who showed up mid way I guess, started tailgating at an LSU Vs. USC game. Then all my friends showed up! Man it was a great dream. One of those dreams when you wake up and really wish you hadn’t. I even halfway looked for the note…

miss ya,
[Name to remain anonymous]

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What is it with boys dreaming of me lately?!? Hahaha. At least in this one, I was doing 2 of my favorite things: 1. eating at a Mexican restaurant 2. watching “It’s always sunny”. My facebook status is related to “It’s Always Sunny…” right now…so maybe that’s why that was on your mind.

Regardless, it is always sunny when you’re around because your personality is beaming. It’s not just in Philadelphia, promise. The best advice that I have to offer is to delete that silly girl out of your phone, off your facebook, no myspace, lose the email- essentially delete her out of your life. Sounds harsh, but it works. You don’t need her incompetence taking up your time. It’s called tough love.

I’m giving you 48 hours to delete her from your facebook friends. I’m only giving you that long because I know you’re going see the Tigers play tomorrow. And I assume you’re on the road already. So 48 hours. 

And also, when you come back to the stick, whenever that may be, I want to go to 80s night. And dance. And, I could use help finishing up my condo- remodel kitchen and bathroom and finish painting.

When did I become so demanding, you wonder? When I took the same advice from a friend that I just offered to you (and the blog world).

It’s always sunny…and not just in Philadelphia!

P.S.- I wanna know how that taco place is.

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How Did He Go From You to That?

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Wow. I love the idea of email. I somehow can never get away from people telling me what this one guy is up to…it comes in all forms- texts (as noted earlier in my blog), facebook, word of mouth and now…email. I really get a kick out of a message I got just now. I’ll copy and paste for your reading pleasure.

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What’s been going on, [Cheeky Cherry]? Is ya x seeing a stripper? Funky something was it? Long story as to how I heard he was checking out a strip joint and the blonde with the fake tatas he was with definitely looked like a [deleted-too profane for my bloggie]. WTF? How did he go from you to that? 

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Well how did he go from me to that? I could have responded in several ways when I hit that little reply button. Let’s explore:

1. They found their common denominator to be their receding hair lines.

2. She slipped him a miki…and I don’t mean the mikis he sells in the jury sto’.

3. He always thought Skeletor was good looking.

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But I simply just replied with:

Thank you so much for sending this to me. It made my freakin day. Really. This will be my next blog post and it will be so, so funny. Heart you much.

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