Posts Tagged ‘cheeky cherry’

Make Me Laugh

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Calling all Cheeky Lovers out there!

Have you had dating dilemmas of your own? I (Cheeky Cherry) want to hear your story. We all know you’ve had some bad ones. I know I’m not the only one who had to push a car in the Louisiana heat. (Sidenote: Honestly, aside from the car breaking down, that was a fun date.)

So email me your bad date stories- feel free to remain anonymous- and maybe you’ll see your dating dilemma on Cheeky Cherry’s Dating Dilemmas.

This is open to any one, but do note that Cheeky Cherry reserves the right to change names, words, bits and pieces of your story. Cheeky Cherry also reserves the right to not use your story at all- this is in case any of my exes try to get revenge!

Email stories to cheekycherry225@yahoo.com and put Cheeky Story in the subject line. Make me laugh.

<3 Cheeky Cherry

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Friday, January 9th, 2009

Cheeky Lovers,

The web site cheekycherry.com is not me. That domain is owned by a penis enlargement company, which is really kind of ironic- on my cheeky cherry site, I shrink the manhood of men; their site, helps it get bigger. But we are not associated with one another.

My new Cheeky Cherry site should be launching soon. Things got semi-held up, but it’s designed and should hopefully be up within the next week or so. You should check it out.

www.cheekycherry225.com

Much love,
Cheeky Cherry

Famous or Infamous

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Cheeky Cherry’s Dating Dilemmas has caused quite a stir recently-enough of a stir to actually be talked about at a Christmas party a week or so ago! I’m so thrilled. But, boys, please…if there is a story on here you think may be about you, don’t go around telling everyone it’s about you. You’re only “telling” on yourself…and sorry to say it, but you will have a hard time finding a normal girl to date. And I stress normal.

Since there’s been such havoc over this blog, I’ve been watching my stats closely and want to share a few things that people googled to come across CC’sDD.

1. red leather pants (or any version of something to do with leather and pants)- ok…whoever is looking this up, you’ve looked it up almost everyday for about 2 weeks now and came across my blog every time. 22 times in the past 30 days. Ever considered bookmarking the blog?

2. men dating cheeky texts- don’t be silly, men can’t date text messages. 

3. status update (or any version of this as well)- the particular blog entry that most likely came up with these searches vaguely reminds me of when people get broken up with through text messages. Oh kids.

and my favorite which was only googled once:

4. dancing spidey emoticon- this is by far the best search anyone has done and came across this blog :D

Keep it cheeky, lovers!

Fan Mail!

Friday, October 24th, 2008

I love fan mail. This one made me extra happy today.

Ella wrote:

I just read a bunch of your entries on Cheeky Cherry. Hilarious!! I keep picturing the day you, [Jen], my sister and me hung out and [Jen] said ” I hate _____ he is such a f-ing d*ck!” and laughing everytime I read an entry about a jerk. It makes seeing you so happy with such a cute boy even better. 
Lets plan pizza and wine (or was it whine) night again soon!
Happy Friday!

Rock You Like A Hurricane

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

I woke up about 7:30 this morning, fell out of bed and into my car, rolled the windows down turned up some Belle & Sebastian and let the beautiful day slap me in the face. There’s no feeling quite like driving around in your pjs on what feels like a fall day. That 15 minute drive from the guys’ place made me feel like my life was perfect. 

Even though it’s not. I just found out today that I won’t have electricity for 3 weeks. That’s 21 days. 21 days without air condition. Thanks Hurricane Gustav. Thanks for knocking that 80 foot oak tree onto my power line. At least you spared the pine tree and left something for Ike to knock over when he comes through. Grant it, no hurricane goes by without interesting stories that scream Cheeky Cherry worthy. Since I’ve been away for a few days, and who knows when I’ll have electricity to write again, I’ll compress my stories into one post.

H.D.D.

No I didn’t mean to say A.D.D. and no, it doesn’t stand for an S.T.D. H.D.D means Hurricane Drunk Dialer. The guy from the post “Red Head, Blue Ray” just doesn’t give up on little Harry Potter. The night of the hurricane I was sitting at Weezie’s brother’s apt in the dark, playing taboo, probably smelling of nothing too nice since the a/c went out hours earlier…aside from the fact that I had to help cut a tree down so I could move my car. I digress…

We were playing Taboo and my phone rings. I see it’s my red headed friend and answer, happy to know he survived his first real hurricane. The conversation starts of like this:

Me: Heyyyy how are you? Him: Ms. [Cherry], I owe you an apology and we will watch Harry Potter on Blue Ray I promise. The conversation just turned to jibberish after that and I thought to myself- did he just interrupt taburricane to tell me about Harry Potter…for the 90 millionth time. He did. So I pretended like I couldn’t hear what he was saying…and hung up. And he called back-3 more times. And with the messages he left me on those phone calls, I dubbed the term Hurricane Drunk Dialer.

Like Dylan in the Movie

“Pure easy listening, settle down; On the pillow soft when they’ve all gone home; You can concentrate on the ones you love; You can concentrate, hey, now they’ve gone; But if they follow you; Don’t look back; Like Dylan in the movies” [B&S]

 A few months back I was getting out of the remnants of a relationship and wasn’t quite ready to date yet. Just the mention of the word “date” freaked me out. But hanging out with a guy was quite alright. Dylan entered the picture. I had a great time “hanging out” with him. He was/is one of the most interesting and diverse people I know. I did, however, get even more freaked out about the idea of dating when he kept saying he wanted to meet my family…though I know he was only doing it out of nervousness and to make conversation.

My own nervousness made me use poor judgement. I stopped returning his calls and answering his text messages. I refused to start liking another guy so soon.

Fast forward to about a week ago. I saw him for the first time since we went on the really rad “hang out” date. I hugged him; the only word I got out of my mouth was “hi” before he went on doing what he had to do. His name came up several times while I ate dinner with my bro. I found myself looking around for him totally disregarding what my brother was saying. (Yes I’m a horrible sister). I haven’t been able to stop thinking about him since.

Hurricane hits. No electricity. We texted through the storm. His electricity came back on and he invited a house full of people to stay with him. Southern hospitality. Gotta love that in a guy. I went to his place and that’s where I’ve been for the past three days. I could have sworn he said he liked to cuddle, but no such luck. He’s a big texter like myself. My text sound went off a few times on my drive down to NOLA. Each time I would look at my phone with high hopes, but they just got drug down. Not him.

I wish I had sped up my ‘getting over the remnants’ stage. Because now I just want to stick him in my pocket and take him home to show my whole family. Like a rad souveneir, but way cooler.

How Did He Go From You to That?

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Wow. I love the idea of email. I somehow can never get away from people telling me what this one guy is up to…it comes in all forms- texts (as noted earlier in my blog), facebook, word of mouth and now…email. I really get a kick out of a message I got just now. I’ll copy and paste for your reading pleasure.

What’s been going on, [Cheeky Cherry]? Is ya x seeing a stripper? Funky something was it? Long story as to how I heard he was checking out a strip joint and the blonde with the fake tatas he was with definitely looked like a [deleted-too profane for my bloggie]. WTF? How did he go from you to that? 

Well how did he go from me to that? I could have responded in several ways when I hit that little reply button. Let’s explore:

1. They found their common denominator to be their receding hair lines.

2. She slipped him a miki…and I don’t mean the mikis he sells in the jury sto’.

3. He always thought Skeletor was good looking.

But I simply just replied with:

Thank you so much for sending this to me. It made my freakin day. Really. This will be my next blog post and it will be so, so funny. Heart you much.