Posts Tagged ‘ex’

Tough Love, Omar

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Omar, Omar can you come out and play
The sun is shining bright; it’s a beautiful day

That’s part of a little diddy I wrote awhile ago and it’s probably only funny if you know why I refer to that particular ex as ‘Omar’. Funny story, it is…I’ll save that one for a rainy day.

Anyways, I was just sitting here flipping through the channels and landed on vh1- Tough Love was on. If you’re not familiar, it’s another reality show- all these girls are in a house trying to learn how to make relationships work basically. Well it just so happened that this was the episode where the ’special guests’ come to visit- special guests being their parents, friends and exes. 

Well, one girl answers the door and it’s her ex Omar whom she disliked with a passion apparently.

Her Omar kind of resembled the ‘Omar’ I dated- i think maybe it’s the receding hairlines that really does it.

Omar, did you break yet another girl’s heart and then got called to be on Tough Love? Tell us the truth- Cheeky Cherry lovers are dying to know!

“Words That Rhyme With Omar”

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

Words that rhyme with Omar. Someone googled this phrase and came upon my blog. Sorry kiddo (whoever you may be). I think you may be trying to solve the riddle in a post written a few days back entitled “Words That Rhyme”. I’m pretty sure the words dark, lark, hark and ark don’t rhyme with Omar.

But someone’s girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend’s name does. And he called me to fill me in on *everything*. More than I wanted to know really.

What lessons did I take from the conversations with an ex’s girlfriend’s ex, you wonder?

Well, I learned that karma can be pretty harsh to some people, especially when you show up at your girl’s apartment to find another … Hey! It’s almost time for my show on vH1.

It’s Always Sunny

Friday, September 19th, 2008

So I just got one of the sweetest messages from my long lost friend. Well, he’s semi lost. I hope he doesn’t mind me posting this:

“So last night I log onto facebook to find out that [my ex] is now in a relationship. WTF right? Right. Feeling like I could not have been screwed over more since I did move here for her, I proceed to drink my weight in beer. Now, the reason I am telling you this: I had the craziest dream about you! In the dream I woke up in the middle of the night (surprisingly sober) and there was a note beside my bed that read, 
“Everything will be OK. 
♥ [Cheeky]”

Then I go downstairs and you are there watching my favorite show, “It’s Always Sunny in Phili”. You said that you just felt like dropping by. Then when we left my apartment we walked to a place in ATL called Taco Mac! We did bunch of free Jager-bombs and drank Abita and had just a great time! Then, you, me, & Zack who showed up mid way I guess, started tailgating at an LSU Vs. USC game. Then all my friends showed up! Man it was a great dream. One of those dreams when you wake up and really wish you hadn’t. I even halfway looked for the note…

miss ya,
[Name to remain anonymous]

What is it with boys dreaming of me lately?!? Hahaha. At least in this one, I was doing 2 of my favorite things: 1. eating at a Mexican restaurant 2. watching “It’s always sunny”. My facebook status is related to “It’s Always Sunny…” right now…so maybe that’s why that was on your mind.

Regardless, it is always sunny when you’re around because your personality is beaming. It’s not just in Philadelphia, promise. The best advice that I have to offer is to delete that silly girl out of your phone, off your facebook, no myspace, lose the email- essentially delete her out of your life. Sounds harsh, but it works. You don’t need her incompetence taking up your time. It’s called tough love.

I’m giving you 48 hours to delete her from your facebook friends. I’m only giving you that long because I know you’re going see the Tigers play tomorrow. And I assume you’re on the road already. So 48 hours. 

And also, when you come back to the stick, whenever that may be, I want to go to 80s night. And dance. And, I could use help finishing up my condo- remodel kitchen and bathroom and finish painting.

When did I become so demanding, you wonder? When I took the same advice from a friend that I just offered to you (and the blog world).

It’s always sunny…and not just in Philadelphia!

P.S.- I wanna know how that taco place is.