Posts Tagged ‘katrina’

Buzz Cut

Monday, September 1st, 2008

This is almost like deja vu. Three years ago, Hurricane Katrina was threatening to wipe out NOLA…and it pretty much did. The city started rebuilding and now here come Gustav. Like I was saying…this brings back memories.

Katrina hit on Aug 29, 2005…my brother’s birthday was the next day. Which we spent looking at rent houses and crying and scrambling and everything else you can imagine you’d do after you just lost everything. So we’re planning to go to dinner for my brother’s birthday.

Omar had just met my family the day before…imagine how crazy that was…meeting my family in that frenzy. He wants a haircut before we go to dinner, so I tell hi to bring the clippers over and I’ll do it before dinner. I was trying to help out, you know. So he brings them over…I was trying to do a gradual trim because I had lied and told him that I had cut guys’ hair before. So I thought doing it slower would make it come out better.

Apparently I was going too slow. He grabbed the clippers from me and started pulling a britney spears and I just watched and thought to myself OMG. It looked good though, in the end.

We go to dinner: my mom, dad, brother, 2 grandmothers, uncle, my best friend, her sister and their mom and dad, plus Omar and I. Big party. Of course I announced to everyone earlier that I’d be cutting his hair. We walk up to the tables with our party and everyone started complimenting his new ‘do. Grant it, he cut it that short, but it would have gotten that way-eventually-had he just let me do what I was doing.

He held a little bit of a grudge that I took some of the credit.

Number One Hit

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Being near the ‘anniversary’ of Katrina and with Gustav about to wreak havoc on New Orleans again, I feel it suitable to note my saving grace through what was one of the most horrific times of my and my family’s lives. I’ve come to understand that he was only supposed to be in my life for that short period of time and coping was the reason. 

We eventually wrote a song together. Here’s a few bits and pieces…keep in mind there’s girl parts and there’s guy parts just like the human body.

Number One Hit:

[Girl:] I met you at a bar one night and said “Can I cook you some fried food sometime?” You agreed to my surprise that’s when I noticed your eyes. You say I can’t cook worth a crap. But you eat it anyway, while you do the white boy snap.

Can I cook you some fried food sometime? What flavor ice cream do you like? You said you love me and I love you too. If we had babies, their eye would be blue.

[Boy:] Hey, baby, thanks to your stalking now you and me are talking. Where would I be without you? You’ve got a big red bike, you wash dishes how I like…and we both work for a Jew. So can I see you tonight? I like ice cream alright. I’ll eat it straight from the tub. But if I had to choose between ice cream and you, I guess it’s you that I love.

[These lyrics are © 2005]

Apparently he really loved ice cream more. But that’s his loss-because opposed to ice cream i offer no additives, contain zero calories, and give lots of sugar.

Date-ably Delish,

Cheeky Cherry